I feel like that aside from the frats that still rock this type of music, this band hasn’t been interesting or relevant in quite some time.
Just don’t tell that to the guy that parks in our apartment with a giant 311 graphic across his back windshield. I don’t want to hurt his feelings (or get stabbed).
Loading ...The toaster scramble. Nothing says good morning like a warm paper towel, filled with fake eggs and meat.
This thing is like eating wet bread that was warmed up inside a microwave so hot that it will burn your tongue off.
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These things taste like I hate myself.
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This stuff smells like a wet dog wrapped in a diaper that was then microwaved.
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The best part of this meal is the yellow cup. That thing is really durable.
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Ugh. This stuff is the worst. Let’s take a great food and make it crappy.
Ron Swanson was right here. ”I want to throw it away so no one else eats it.”
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Let me start by saying that I dislike every bar I’ve ever been to. They’re loud, smelly, and generally not a very fun place for someone who doesn’t drink. That being said, I feel as though this place is everything mediocre. Their food isn’t particularly good, the atmosphere isn’t particularly exciting, and their outdated version of big buck hunter doesn’t help it appeal to me.
But most importantly it smells like someone farted on a moldy sponge and rubbed the walls with it.
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I think what truly demonstrages the mediocre of the semi colon, is unless you have an English degree, no one is really sure what it is used for.
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When I was a kid, I always assumed that flag day was some sort of practical joke played on us by the people who made the calendars. The official easter eggs of the kitchen wall calendar. Yet it is real. In fact, people get the day off from work in some states. How is this even possible?
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This picture is a double whammy. Mandals (men’s sandles) with socks. Is there anything more mediocre than this? Seriously, the lack of care you show for yourself by wearing these is stunning.
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